Anonymous asked: Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

wise words

epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

lovejayr:

twinntastic-vegan-princes:

evilfeminist:

Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world. 

That is rape culture

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY. LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

You're Not Stubborn

Two Door Cinema Club - Tourist History

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Two Door Cinema Club // You’re Not Stubborn

I was wrong, I take it back
Now can we get along, give up the slack
You know it all could be much easier
But I’m still traveling, I’m still traveling
And all the while, the people talk
About the unsung shit, that they then start
And use to please the crowd, the swarming hordes of fun
That was in in-turned glasses

Just From Chevron

Dirty Projectors - Swing Lo Magellan

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thedailytwerk:

Just From Chevron - Dirty Projectors 

honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

ryanrlouss:

Ryan on Instagram recently.

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

pocketjaeger:

s-burb:

I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES

BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE

BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS

BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS

dye your hair teal, get some piercings, and wear manly button-ups with flowy skirts and combat boots and punch anyone who doesn’t fall on their knees and worship you

THERES NOTHIGN I CAN DO

RYAN ROSS

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rycers:

THIS IS SO IMPOR TNAT LISTEN TO RYAN RO SS

Baby’s first words

humbug-arctic-monkeys:

Baby: p-p-

Grandpa: Papa?

Baby: P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
If you got a blunt then we can get high
If you wanna come then pick up the phone
Don’t get caught with a wack calzone

HW