whyipreferhell:

LOOK WHAT I STUMBLED UPON.

The birthday invitation I will use for the rest of my life.

kingcheddarxvii:

*claps hands* I’m five eight, chubby, I got skin problems, I love my parents, I’ve got a serious fear of being punched, and I’m here to have a good time, I’m ready let’s do this *walks into the pit*

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

whosakiller:

andyhurtley:

gabe saporta is back, gerard way is releasing a new album, andy hurley took a selfie, ray toro just made his instagram public, pete wentz is blonde.
what a time to be alive

Frank is also releasing a new album, Mikey has Electric Century, and new FOB music will be out before 2015 

phan-or-gtfo:

when you get your eyeliner perfect

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uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

amewesing:

This is so important

fauxhawks:

faves

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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rcmclachlan:

carojararo:

avferreira:

kessierage:

IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?????

I AM FUCKING MAKING THIS.

Original Video: How to Make Rainbow Cheesecake

Reblogging for future reference.

I made a rainbow cake for my first college party. I covered it in black frosting and dusted it with white sprinkles so it would be very dramatic when it was cut into. The cake was thrown onto a table with a bunch of other desserts and kind of forgotten about; the host had taken it from me with a look of ‘I can’t believe this idiot freshman made a fucking black cake.’

Cue two hours later when someone cut into it and screamed, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, COME AND SEE THIS CAKE.”

After that, I had more friends than I knew what to do with.

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" [begins to scream and die a bit inside] [pauses to appreciate that iambic pentameter]

HW