LOOK WHAT I STUMBLED UPON.
The birthday invitation I will use for the rest of my life.
*claps hands* I’m five eight, chubby, I got skin problems, I love my parents, I’ve got a serious fear of being punched, and I’m here to have a good time, I’m ready let’s do this *walks into the pit*
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
gabe saporta is back, gerard way is releasing a new album, andy hurley took a selfie, ray toro just made his instagram public, pete wentz is blonde.
what a time to be alive
Frank is also releasing a new album, Mikey has Electric Century, and new FOB music will be out before 2015
when you get your eyeliner perfect
i keep going back to look at this
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
This is so important
which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”
you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like
"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"
IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?????
I AM FUCKING MAKING THIS.
Original Video: How to Make Rainbow Cheesecake
Reblogging for future reference.
I made a rainbow cake for my first college party. I covered it in black frosting and dusted it with white sprinkles so it would be very dramatic when it was cut into. The cake was thrown onto a table with a bunch of other desserts and kind of forgotten about; the host had taken it from me with a look of ‘I can’t believe this idiot freshman made a fucking black cake.’
Cue two hours later when someone cut into it and screamed, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, COME AND SEE THIS CAKE.”
After that, I had more friends than I knew what to do with.